Thursday, July 23, 2009

Gyp's guide to a GREEN lawn....


1. You'll need a Dog. A dog with a big mouth is even better.

2. A freakish Dog that loves the pressure of the water spraying in his/her face.

3. A long durable hose.

3. Lots and lots and lots of water.

4. Did I mention a freakish dog that loves the hose?

NOTE: Do not use traditional sprinklers to achieve your green lawn. The freakish dog will eventually get brave enough to bite the sprinkler, lift it from the ground, and destroy it, causing a slow painful death for the sprinkler, bringing you back to hand watering the lawn with the dog, see #1.

7 comments:

Paws on the Run said...

No wonder our lawn is brown. I passed step one with flying colours but failed step 2 horribly!

dogsandoldbones said...

Great stuff on a hot day!

Sarah said...

no kidding, i soak my self too :)

manymuddypaws said...

love the series! gyp cracks me up

TAG ALONG said...

Gyppie is so damn cute ....

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